Candy fiend! I know it hard to find candy, but I think I find something just as good!
It foreign entity of great curiosity!
Let me tell all!
I travel to dark, distant land in time of wander when I maybe assault all? I no think you suffer wrath. But anyway!
In my wanders, I stumble across bountiful harvest of green-grey stuff! Big and flappy! And in them, there kernels of tiny trees! I find tree nursery!
I kidnap few for to keep! But then I think, maybe you want! You have mouth for to eat! Baby trees look kind of fake, like candy! You can eat baby trees! Or raise as own young!
I give you trees I take!
All trees I take! For you! Enjoy!